A little laughter and fun for your Monday today. Make funny sentences for everyone in your family, just follow the instructions. Mine says, “I yelled at my brother because the voices told me to.”
Make sure to leave a comment telling us what your sentence for the day is!
Pick the month you were born:
January——-I kicked
February——I loved
March——–I karate chopped
April———-I licked
May———-I jumped on
June———-I smelled
July———–I did the Macarena With
August——–I had lunch with
September—-I danced with
October——-I sang to
November—–I yelled at
December—–I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1——-a birdbath
2—– –a monster
3——-a phone
4——-a fork
5——-a snowman
6——-a gangster
7—- —m y mobile phone
8——-my dog
9——-my best friends’ boyfriend
10——-my neighbor
11——-my science teacher
12——-a banana
13——-a fireman
14——-a stuffed animal
15——-a goat
16——-a pickle
17——-your mom
18——-a spoon
19—— – a smurf
20——-a baseball bat
21——-a ninja
22——-Chuck Norris
23——-a noodle
24——-a squirrel
25——-a football player
26——-my sister
27——-my brother
28——-an iPod
29——-a surfer
30——-a homeless guy
31——-a llama
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White—-because I’m cool like that
Black—–because that’s how I roll.
Pink—–because I’m NOT crazy.
Red——because the voices told me to.
Blue—–because I’m sexy and I do what I want
Green—-because I think I need some serious help.
Purple—-because I’m AWESOME!
Gray—–because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader.
Yellow—because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange—because my family thinks I’m stupid anyway.
Brown—-because I can.
Other—–because I’m a Ninja!
None——because I can’t control myself!
My kids were having fun yelling out random months, numbers, and colors to see what sentences they came up with. This would be a fun homeschool project creating our own sentence starters, writing our own nouns, and sentence endings. I can see us having a lot of fun doing that to make it more “kid” friendly.
I saw this on Kent and Katie,Inc.
This is hilarious. Mine is: “I sang to a pickle because I’m cool like that!” Oh this makes me laugh!
I jumped on a ninja because I’m AWESOME. Too much fun. I’ll have to do this with my kids today. Thanks!
Hey,
I ran over a monster because I’m cool like that.
Seriously cool.
funny…I sang to a goat, because I’m cool like that.
I sang to a monster because that’s how I roll. This is funny…I’ll have to share it and I know that my kids will llloooovvveee it.
I kicked a stuffed animal because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader.
Thanks for a Monday morning laugh. I don’t get enough of those.
how fun, mine is: i yelled at a fireman because i can. 🙂
Mine is “I yelled at my best friend’s boyfriend because that’s how I roll.”
and it’s eerily true.
🙂
Thanks for the giggle. I borrowed it for my blog but properly credited you.
I sang to an IPod because I can!
LOL
I karate chopped a homeless guy because I’m sexy and I do what I want.
I ran over a llama because that’s how I roll…
Lol! Thanks for the laugh!
-Christine
I yelled at an ipod because I can!
I kicked my best friends boyfriend because I’m NOT crazy
I ran over my best friends’ boyfriend because the voices told me to. LOL!!!
Very, very funny…
Hi, I danced with a spoon because the voices told me to.
I sang to my mobile phone because Im sexy, and I do what I want
Joel
I kicked a spoon because I’m not crazy!
I did the macarena with a gangster because I think I need some serious help.
Amen.
I had lunch with a smurf because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader.
So true.
I ran over my sister, because I’m AWESOME!
My hubby’s: I sang to a fork because I’m cool like that.
Fun!
Mine is not so funny I think I actually did this once “I danced with my bestfriends boyfriend because Im cool like that” thanks that was fun.
I loved a phone because Big Bird said to, and he’s my leader.
I jumped on a goat because I’m sexy and do what I want.
Too funny. Would you adopt me? Your family is always having fun.
LOL: “I licked my best friend’s boyfriend because I’m sexy and I do what I want!”
nice.
I love this, mine is ~ I loved a smurf because I’m sexy and I do what I want.
I karate chopped my dog because I’m sexy and I do what I want.
I kicked a ninja because I can.
That is way to much fun!
I did the Macarena with a spoon because I’m cool like that! Ya..when the spoons got chocolate on it! lol
I loved my best friend’s boyfriend because I’m NOT crazy.
LOL
I smelled a stuffed animal because I’m NOT crazy!
I also texted my husband and told him it was VERY important that he tell me what color shirt he was wearing:
I love my dog because I think I need some serious help.
I licked a banana because Big Bird told me to and he is my leader.
WTF!?! Lol.
On behalf of identity thieves everywhere, thanks for giving out your birthdays!
Sometimes something that looks silly doen’t have a silly purpose.